The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to write a country song

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to die at will

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!