The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to die at will

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The power to write a country song

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!