The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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To call me maybe

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Turn gold into lead.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!