The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Endless falling....

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to always hug people

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The power to see through water

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!