The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to kill yourself

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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penis

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!