The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to not have a power.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to get foot-boners

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!