The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The ability to breathe automatically

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The power to pee ants.

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

The power to do nothing

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to suck your own dick

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to make any girl hate you

The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to die at will

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!