the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to die at will

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KeemStar

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!