The super power to control paper.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!