The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!