the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

the power to be unable to have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

thumb_up thumb_down -86

The power to be a normal person

thumb_up thumb_down -98

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

thumb_up thumb_down +157

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

To call me maybe

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power of bullet attraction.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!