The power to turn into paper

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to have a power.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!