the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see air

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the power to become retarded

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!