The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The Power to die at will

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!