The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to science.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!