i like pie.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The Power to die at will

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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power to breathe

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!