The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

the power to see through bananas

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to be really bad at math.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The power to die when u drink bleach

the power to not have a power

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!