The ability to clean

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to have a black president

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!