The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!