The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to wear crocs.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

the power to see with your eyes open

The ability to make water luke warm.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to turn gold into stones.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to always be at half mast.

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!