The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!