The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to die at will

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!