The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to create another human

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!