the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to speak Braille.

The power of a power of a power of a power

The power to eat air with your lungs

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

The power to brag about having a super power.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to time travel to the present.

the power to turn wine into water

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!