The power to look into cheese.

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to create another human

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to not finish your....

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power of throwing back grenades

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!