The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!