"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!