The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to change your mind

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!