The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to regret things you did in the past

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

the power to fly but only upward

you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

Balls.

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to use windows 10.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

the power to be unable to have a power.

the power to be alive but only when awake

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

the power to change invisable when you blink

Dejavu

the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!