The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!