The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!