The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Black power

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to look TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!