The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to die at will

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to make toast into bread

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!