The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!