The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!