The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to write a country song

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!