The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The power to smell poop

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The Power To Poop on Command.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to sleep

the power to herd cats

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to pee ants.

The power to ?-1.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to die at will

The superpower to poo at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!