The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!