The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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KeemStar

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!