the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to be phone

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to be a human

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!