The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!