The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through windows!

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To call me maybe

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Black power

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!