The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!