The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!