The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!