the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to remember th...

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to burn ashes

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Liam Brudenell

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!