The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!