You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to become yourself

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!