The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!