The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to see into the present

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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Meatvision.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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Taekwondo

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!