The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!