The power to be attracted by bullets

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to die at will

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to sleep

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!