The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to not talk.

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Liam Brudenell

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to control dodos

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The power to close your nose

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!