the power to commit crime.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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See through invisible people

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to not see ads

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!