Th power to be telepathetic

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to snore.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!