the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!