The power to see through a hole

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to be a dick.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!