The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to shit dirt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!