The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!