The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to smell poop

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to die

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!