The power to attract bullets.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to vote

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!