The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to go on this website

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Third armpit.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do nothing.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!