The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!