the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!