The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!