The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to see air

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!