the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Nipple Radar.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!