power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!